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Current Location: Somewhere between “one more pass” and financial ruin.

Description:

• You want to go 5.70s at 250+ MPH?

• You want the kind of horsepower that rearranges organs and expectations?

• You want fans screaming, sponsors posting, and a crew that smells like VP and regrets?

• Congratulations. This is your next bad decision.

• Bonus: If you will pay $3,000,000 for this dumpster fire of a team today. I’ll also buy your lunch at Dairy Queen

The Car:

• 2021 Camaro Pro Mod Body (carbon everything)

• Built by Rick Jones (RJ Race Cars)

• 25.1 SFI Certified to 6.00 flat, NHRA legal, and outlaw-ready

• Painted in “Midlife Crisis Metallic” with bonus glitter flecks for sponsor attraction

Powertrain:

• 521ci AJPE HEMI – fresh rebuild, low passes, no lies

• PSI Screw Blower – NHRA legal and tuned to send it

• FuelTech FT600, Racepak Smartwire, MSD Mag 44 – a digital therapist for your explosions

• Bruno/Lenco 3-Speed with Lockup + M&M converter

• Magnafuel everything – because 4,000 HP is thirsty

Spare Parts Bin (included, with tears):

• 2 rear gears, 1 spare trans, one complete set of “Oops” pistons

• 3 chutes, because that first one doesn’t always behave

• Enough gaskets and zip ties to race through an apocalypse

Optional Add-On:

• 53’ Hauler with Lounge

• Wrap-ready, wrap-wrecked, or wrap it yourself

• Contains TV, AC, and lingering trauma from the 2022 season

• Available for an extra $65,000 or a signed check from a desperate sponsor

Social Bonus:

• Comes with Instagram following, email list, and team logo

• Driver will post a selfie with your company’s sticker for every event… or at least until Q2

Seller’s Statement:

“We’ve blown motors, kissed walls, made rounds, and made enemies. This car’s been on fire—twice—and we still made it to the trailer. You want a Pro Mod that’s been there, done that, and came back hungry? She's ready. Are you?”

Buy the Pro Mod, become the problem.

Now available on RaceTeams.com—just don’t call it “the last car you’ll ever need.” We’ve all heard that one before.

Let me know if you want to bundle this with the “This Is Fine” pit package, a matching crew shirt, or a “We’ll Take Payments If You Lie Well Enough” financing pitch.